abakkus:

@cyberratting

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when you can’t decide which of your ships you want…

…. um?????? yes???? give me all your hc’s about dat poly ship

sits here sweating while i think about gabe, jack, jesse, hanzo, and genji all just being in one big Weird Relationship Thing together

they all rent a 3 bedroom house together and switch out who sleeps in what bed on a whim. who do you wanna cuddle tonight? wanna sleep alone? that’s cool. you’re welcome in the pile but we get that sometimes you just need personal time.

jack wakes everyone up too damn early but it’s always worth it because god damnit that stupid fucking farmboy makes damn good pancakes

gabe and jesse make one hell of a duo in the kitchen too, but everyone else tends to get nervous about their dinners because there’s so much spice. when they cook, hanzo, jack, and genji all buy personal milk cartons in preparation. (jack buys two, because he is Weak)

jack and hanzo like to play chess together

no one’s weird about the whole hanzo and genji are brothers thing. no one’s weird about anything. there’s just love and affection and openness and, okay, a whole lot of name calling from gabe but he still loves you even when he’s calling you “white bread” or “you fucking wasabi pea”

genji is a really aggressive cuddler and likes being the center of the puddle

jesse makes awful puns and the only one who never groans is genji. genji loves jesse’s stupid humor. he enables him.

gabe and hanzo make one hell of a tits and ass stripper duo. everyone else flings monopoly money at them.

genji’s the one who introduced gabe to hot topic

jack and jesse like to sing country songs together. jack wishes they weren’t all so damn whiny, but god he loves the way jesse’s voice sounds over guitar. everyone agrees. jesse blushes.

they all have matching rings

they all share clothes

everyone is happy and nothing hurts

ooooohhhhh. ooooohhhh? oh……

BUT GABE TRYING ON SOMETHING OF THE OTHERS AND IT’S SOME PAIR OF SWEATS THAT’S JUST TOO TIGHT AND UUUNNNFFF

I love everything about this tho. like holy shit I need McCree to sing. His voice slaaaays me. that draaaawl x.x

gimme your hc’s about them being sick :O please