oh my lord that kofi fic was absolutely delicious from how lucio makes sure everybody is happy w/ his warm hole to gabe casually watching and how u described mccree’s thoughts on how to get off just 💦👌💦👌💦

Q.Q thenk!! glad you enjoyed it so much

I will give you all my money for those teen wolf fics, you wrote the best there was on AO3

*sticks leggy out* *opens wallet* thenk 🙂

that pie looked like it was made from cat food i’m kinkshaming everyone who wanted to eat it

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Pie discourse

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it’s the only discourse I want to have on my dash tbh

but ye… I’m kinkshaming, too aöskldfaösdj

mmm glorified sybian bob

he probably was a birthday present for her and she very soon figured out how to utilize him to his maximum potential. The dick upgrade came only years later.

Ok but consider, the last time Ashe and Jesse fucked before he was taken away by Blackwatch he was a skinny wiry kid, real pretty, great dick, but no stamina and a real brat to dominate. Now he’s all grown up, a MAN™, Certified Thicc™, keeps it up for hours and says nothing but “please ma’am, yes ma’am” when she dominates, and Ashe never liked them but is weirdly grateful to Blackwatch and whatever they did with her boy to get him to blossom into the glorious sub he was meant to be~

gooood fucking damn. I ghostwrote this tbh. I like the thought of her being the first to break him in and show him a good time. Maybe he was still a virgin until she got her hands on him :’ ) and he was really cute. basically just long limbs and a quick dirty mouth.

Blackwatch definitely mellowed him out, and she knows she could’ve done the same with enough patience, but… she’s not very patient as a general rule. She very much appreciates how thicc and hairy he’s become and how well he listens. That they seemed to have taught him what soap is for is just a small bonus

What’s ur take on Ashe in that get up from the cinematic, lipstick and all, lazily playing with herself and imagining pinning Mccree down and pegging him

damn she’s super fine. love her tight elaborate clothes and that deep red lipstick. I think she’d even masturbate in her office. Just spread her legs, one heel against the edge of the rickety table, the other against an empty trash bin with the trash thrown all around it instead of inside.

She probably has a dirty pic (like… lit dirty, not him being nekkid) propped somewhere and fantasizes about this young barely-maan that she knew him as and how he’d howl on her dick and bounce like a rabbit because he was still so young and unused :’ )

she doesn’t mind when someone comes in while she’s at it but they should be quick to say what they want and get back out. she has a nasty temper when they try to watch her fucking herself :’ )

only Bob is allowed to stay and watch

I LOVE BOB AND I’D PROTECT HIM WITH MY LIFE but for real I’m excited to see the new ideas you come up with for the new heros :)

I kinda was like ‘aw he’s cute’ and then there was the scene where he sweats a drop of oil and I was like ‘…ok he’s too sweet he needs to get ruined :)))’

Ok but that GOT LADY BOT at the end tho!!!! 😫😩👌👌💦

she’s pretty cute! I’m curious what’s up with her tbh… but now I also want Zenyatta with an animated face like that huff huff

I meaaan, on the subject of Bob… my ma refers to vibrators as BOBs, aka Battery Operated Boyfriends, so I meeeeaaaaannnnnnnn…. 👀👀👀

*whisper* why do u talk to your mom about vibrators… I would probably die IRL :))))))))))))

BUT I like this. I like this a lot. mmmh mmhhhh yes yes >:3c

do u think Bob x zenyatta could be a ship eventually?

I certainly hope so, though I think poor Bob would have his hands full with that one… they’re super cute tho because Bob looks frightening but is a lil cutie and Zen looks like a lil cutie but is v probably the devil :’ )