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McCree is sitting in the darkness of his own little apartment, nervously clutching his hat, slowly turning it round and round in his hands. A bead of sweat drips down his forehead and his glassy eyes stare down through the floor. He’s already hard, thinking ahead to – *dreading* – the next time the heater is ‘broken’. Help Him, Mako. I can’t find an appropriate reaction image for this but it’s out there somewhere.

right??? Hanzo is just too much for him. He’s just a normal janitor. He can’t… he can’t keep up… especially with Hanzo’s ‘husband’ out and about and ready to come home any second. Jesse is no homewrecker, no sir.

He has no idea what the relationship of the two actually is :’ )

shakenjester
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Later- “Oi! Roadie! How was work substitutin’ for that cowboy bloke?” “……” Mako is too stunned to even say anything, so he just goes to bed. He’s already got one wife, he doesn’t need a second one looking for his dick.

Roadie calls McCree in the middle of the night and just breathes deeply into the receiver. McCree after a few seconds whispers back with a hoarse, haunted voice: “Did he go for your cock, too? He’s… he’s never satisfied…”

mujaween:

cyberrat:

*bites knuckles* M-Mr. Rutledge pls…

“Mr. Rutledge plz… I’m just a helpless little lady…” he begs while shoving his bag full of throwing knifes beneath the bed.

“N-No, Mr. Rutledge. You monster” he simpers while he gets on his knees and eagerly fumbles at Mako’s belt. Mako hasn’t said a damn word yet. He’s just stunned.

“You’re lucky my brother isn’t home, he’d stop you, you brute.” as he starts working Mako’s cock to hardness

“How can you sleep at night” he accuses breathlessly while licking at Mako’s balls and gets a warm and fuzzy feeling in his belly thinking about how much cum he’d be able to get from them.

I need Genji to come home in the middle of Hanzo wailing while he’s getting stuffed to the absolute max with Roadhog’s fat, short dick. He’s probably already has a gun out and trained on the back of Hog’s head, but then he sees that his brother is wearing his little slutty maid outfit and has put on some make-up that’s smeared all over his face because he’s been sucking dick like the sloppy whore he is – and then Hog realizes they’re not alone anymore and he freezes and stares at Genji.

And Genji stares back.

And Hanzo is too busy noticing anything other than him pinching and pulling on his own nipples and drooling on the floor behind the couch he’s getting fucked over.

And then Genji lowers his gun and kind of nods to Roadie and Roadie nods back and gets back to work railing Genji’s brother.

When he finally pulls out, leaving Hanzo with a gape and a raw, brick red hole, Genji takes his place to make use of the sloppy seconds.

Hanzo is not amused because now he’s over sensitive and doesn’t wan to fuck anymore but Genji holds his arms on his back with one hand and grabs a fist full of hair with the other and rides him through his over sensitivity anyway. 

If his big brother wants to behave like a three dollar whore, Genji is gonna make sure he feels like one, too.

Hhnnnnggg minor confession; i desperately love your recent house wife Hanzo musings. It hits so close to one of my own fetishes that ive been scared to explore too much. ((Tmi; It’s dressing in a slutty maid outfit and I’ve been itching to take pics and post lately.)) It’s really really doing it for me to just get to enjoy slutty house wife Hanzo

super glad you enjoy it! one day you can follow your dirty dreams, I’m sure :’ )

shakenjester
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Maybe at first Hanzo is a bit nervous that he might get a disease or something but then he goes “FUCK IT I DON’T CARE” and does whatever he wants. Even forcing people to pay for his glory hole in a nice club

omfgggg Hanzo would make a business out of sitting behind a glory hole. probably waits until they’ve slipped some money through the hole before he opens up like a good boy :’ )

but once he makes acquaintance with the janitor he prefers staying at home :’ )

(also fun times by everyone when he speaks onto the voicemail of McCree and doesn’t know Jesse is on vacation and his stand-in Mr. Rutledge is there to take care of things)

About janitor!McCree, I can totally see Hanzo making up really obvious excuses to get him into the apartment. “Oh mister handyman, the sink just wont stop leaking” or “no I have no idea why the heater keeps going out even after its fixed, by the way the hinges on my closet door are squeaky could you come in here and take a look?” and just generally being the most unsubtle person ever

mujaween:

cyberrat:

I can def see it go both ways; either Hanzo being very playfully obvious about it or being very scary about it where McCree basically starts sweating the second he recognizes Mr. Shimada’s number on his work phone because he knows the heater is not broken but his dick will be demanded, and Mr. Shimada is so greedy for it he always wonders whether he’ll be allowed to keep it :’ )

Housewife Hanzo who lives with his brother, only his brother is always working so he gets lonely ;w;

He’d be cute about it at first, loosening screws so the sink will leak and Mr. McCree has to come over to help. After he’s successfully gotten that dick a few times though he doesn’t even try to put on the act something is broken, he just calls that his heat is broken- and McCree knows damn well the heat isn’t broke, it’s just some slut of a housewife in heat.

(what will happen to him when the brother comes home early one day and catches him balls deep >:3c)

oh dear housewife Hanzo and janitor McCree mixed together :’ ) heckie yeah.

I need to… think about this :’ ) Genji in a business suit coming home to find his slutty brother on his knees sucking dick; in that special little dress he bought him no less. 

might just have to spank him something fierce; even with McCree watching

there are just so many delicious ways this could go