aaah but him being anxious/shy is just so good! him being all 😐 and looking away while Nejire and Mirio use his tentacles to fuck themselves silly

Everything is a ship tbh. I haven’t thought much about them yet, tho, tru.

I think they would be really cute together. Just two big laid back bois. They probably go camping like a million times a year because they like regaling each other with super fake made-up stories :’ )

Most of the time they probably jerk each other off or give head because they’re too lazy to work up to any of each other’s big dicks haha

They’re very easy-going though… def are swingers because they like watching each other get fucked :’)

They’re both bottom bois probably…

Or !!! Slasher 76 brought into custody is still too dangerous to handle so they send zen in to tire him out. A sexbot to take his energy out on before authorities try and process him properly and Zen gets Wrecked™ (bonus points for officer dva, handling zen when he eventually stumbles out all sensitive and fucked out, then handcuffing 76 whilst there’s a little gap in his stamina)

ooh I really like the sexbot thingy >:3c @robotfvckers 

It’s a bit silly of course, but I still like the thought of Zenyatta being part of the policeforce as a special fucky robo to apprehend the criminals via getting them super exhausted from deep dicking him 

Hanzo can’t even relax and enjoy the dicking because he constantly would have to keep Endeavor in his sight just so he doesn’t get thrown off Jesse’s dick :’ )

I dunno tbh… I suspect it might be the material + the slight elevation where they can drape themselves over. I hope that they accept the little couch I’m making for them because they’ve started chewing on the Pig’s clothes and that makes me :(((((