CowCree is my jam! Lets talk for a second about easy going, chunky boy CowCree being the best bull in the yard because he knows how to give and take it just right!

he’d be so laid back. I HC him as having had a v sad past where he was a scrawny calf and probably got held all alone in a small enclosure or something before breaking out and running around the forest for a few months until his now-owner took him in.

And he grew up so nice and thicc and he’s really just such a good boy that can’t really be unnerved by anything. He really loves to fuck which is good since he’s there for the breeding but most of all he likes to lick at all those pretty little holes he’s supposed to breed up

I see in your bio that you’re dabbling in the dark tower so I have to admit: the movie may have been terrible but now I can totally understand why people like Matthew McConaughey. Like – his voice is so nice?? Like it’s so rich and smooth, and I love how the man in black can just command you to do anything and you’ll do it, and I like to think part of the magic that causes it is his voice lol

oh I would need to listen to him again because I don’t have his voice in my head anymore, but I definitely liked him, he played well in the movie.

you should read the dark tower if you haven’t yet. the movie is basically a different story and does absolutely not paint the books in a good light. and they are really really really good