Tag: peeps being cutie pies

ohhh my god zen’s synthetic balls though, he’s all soft and silky silicone with cores in the sacks to roll around in your hands.. just fuck.. he feels like a warm toy but he moans and squirms as real as any human

goddd yesss… so nice to play with while he presses a hand to his faceplate and makes these breathless little sounds even though he does not fukken breathe. the balls were probably his most self-indulgent addition

… @robotfvckers

Yo i was reading some past sidlink and like- Sidon being so fascinated with Links balls. Like he thinks they’re so cute all pretty pink and silky and /heavy/ in his palm. And they’re always so warm, can’t help just press his face up against them whenever he has the chance 👀 you know he’d want to get link off just by playing with his balls, slick that long tongue around and between and then s uck- just sidlink ballworship dude👌

Sidon being super in love with Link’s balls and Link watching in nervous fascination as he opens his mouth and sucks them in right between those viciously sharp teeth Q.Q hnngh…

also, unrelated to Sidlink but related to balls I thought of Zenyatta not only having a pretty synthetic dick but also pretty silicone balls… hhhh….

Hey cyberrrrr not rushing or anything, but what date are you aiming to publish your February fics? I ask because I’m travelling and it’s a long haul flight and I fully intend to ready smutty fics on my phone like a creep. …but it’s Jan 26th so I might be sol…

aaah dang you won’t have any luck there : / at that point I’m p sure the January comp will be out, but the February one I haven’t even started yet, I’m sorry

klingonrealitytelevision replied to your post:
I’ve been stuck playing Stardew Valley on the…

The developer is working on an update that will let you respec. But I think it’s still just like…1 person making the game lol

yeah I was thinking he was probably working on a way to respec and in all honesty at the 2nd year point I’m not really hurting for money anymore, but it’d be at the back of my mind the whole time that I’m not playing optimally and that all that money will go to waste so… what the heck :’ )))

Can’t believe you’ve all been fooled by a slow southern drawl. Mccree isn’t lazy, he’s not much for waitin’ around, and I kinda feel like the fandoms doing him a disservice by treating him as a lazy, often foolish or incompetent, usually thinking with his dick kinda buffoon. Do my boy better, cyber, I beseech you

I understand you completely, but you also have to take a few things into consideration:

This is a porn blog

How people are sexually/what their kinks are has nothing to do about them as a person outside of the bedroom. so McCree can be very active/lively whatever in general but maybe that’s why he likes being more lazy in the bedroom. who knows

And also I don’t think I ever portray him as foolish or incompetent because I don’t like that portrayal myself :O

but he is a dick hound. that’s a fact