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Tag: peeps being cutie pies
How about A lynel getting kinda infatuated with link, he just loves watching the little hylian running around fighting. Until Link has a go at the Lynel, the lynel eventually wins and decides to drag link back to his cave because he can’t stop himself from doting on link, tending to his wounds and cleaning him. Eventually link just decides to stay and live with the big centaur
I like the thought of a lovesick Lynel just following Link at a certain distance through all of Hyrule. Just watching and being very into the tiny Hylian. Maybe the Lynel got raised by some Hylians or something which is why he has a weird fixation.
I don’t think Link would live with him, he’s just not the type to stay put in one place, but I do like the thought of the Lynel being kinda timid for someone of his race and healing Link when he’s hurt.
And Link squeezes the Lynel’s huge balls and suckles on his dick as a thank you :’)
Ganon capturing link and Zelda and turning them into his personal pleasure slaves. They’re both dressed in really soft silks that only cover the bare minimum of their bodies to make them presentable. Anytime ganon’s on the thrones they’re chained next to him on leashes, both of them obediantly stroking his legs and smirking down at whatever unfortunate person is in front of ganon. He always uses them together, spreading zelda’s puss on his cock while link licks his ass and balls.
kinda reminds me of that Star Wars scene tbh :’)
but Link licking Ganondorf’s ass while Ganondorf fucks Zelda is… pretty hot tbh… hnnnghhhh
Is it bad that I imagine Kass as being a total cock slut. Like he just loves getting filled with cock and cum so much that he travels around Hyrule wanting to try it all. He absolutely loves the way a Goron cock stretches his ass, the way a Zora can cum for ages and give him a good meal, hylians are so easy to suck and fuck because their cocks slide in so easy, Ruto fuck so fast that he can barely keep up. Thats not even counting the moblins, lizalfos, lynel, bokoblins and hinox out there
I LIKE THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE KASS IS A HUGE GUY AND COULD ACTUALLY TAKE SUCH BIG DICKS

I mean… they’re birbs so their cloaca have to be able to stretch so wide to get the eggies out…
*drags hands down face* Kass traveling Hyrule with a little diary and his instrument. Gonna write about the cock he’s getting and then compose songs for them T_T
tho I’m not sure about him sucking anybody off D: looks scary tbh
him fucking a Hinox, tho???? holy fuck
tumblr doesn’t have Hinox gifs wtf

Carrying on from the Revali/Link anon. I bet Revali would be the most aggressive power bottom ever. Just bouncing his big festher ass on links dick like a champ, why do you think they call him champion ayy ;) He just spends thr whole time completely humiliating and degrading Link though, making sure link knows just how pathetic revali thinks he is.
The thing is tho… I feel Link has the biggest self confidence ever. So Revali might try to trash talk him, but Link knows exactly that Revali is a fucking slut for dick, and actually he’s probably just slut shaming/humiliating himself with all of that :’ )
Ah, no, that wasn’t my all might x eraser head ask :( I sent a link to a website with a couple spicy comics of them, I can try again of you want?
yes please! as long as it’s an ok website x3
when it comes to genji getting into sex things after the whole reconstruction of his body, i imagine he went through this long, long period of refusing to have sex until zenyatta helped him come to terms and peace with his new appearance and form. long story short, i love the idea of genji finally getting it on with his master, but everything feels so new to him and he barely lasts a few minutes in zen before finishing and he’s just mortified and humiliated but zen is pretty content with it all
Genji having a super easy trigger and coming ridiculously quick is so hot T.T Especially when he’s super embarrassed about it but Zenyatta is basically purring and so content (… not like he has any experience to hold Genji’s performance against :’ ) he’s just drunk on the intimacy of it all)
Sex bot Zen thanking the Green Sentai warrior for keeping the streets safe for omnics ;3c
D:!!!!!!!
Zenyatta coaxing Sentai out of an alley where he trussed up a criminal to come to a more secluded area. He kind of wants to bring him to his brothel but he understands that Sentai can’t be seen frequenting omnic pleasure places, and Genji is pretty skittish already.
Zenyatta praising him the whole time while he offers up his little posterior orifice; faceplate against the rough stone wall, voicebox glitching when Genji feets him that thick warm cock that stretches his silicone walls.
He’ll promise Sentai to give him all the puss that he wants in thanks for doing his hard work and keeping Omnics safe :’ )
I love any top genji content because it’s kinda rare ?? I just *clenches heart*
Genji giving Zenyatta the good cyborg dick :’ )
what appeals to me personally about dick slips is kind of like why people watch mostly clothed porn. being totally nude/a completely exposed ding dong just takes the fun out sometimes. i like to be teased by just the barest hint, let my imagination soar, yknow?
I knoooow ❤ ❤