My time to shine!! Lol omg Cyber I’ve been sitting on this naughty idea of Link with the Lizalfos mask getting confused for one of them and the males all mounting him and laying eggs in him!! Link has to waddle across Hyrule to find a good place to lay them:D

*drags hands down face* ffffffaaaackkkk

all those long sticky tongues zipping out and tasting his sweat while he gets bred up by one of the bigger blue Lizalfos. Stronger monsters have first dibs of course.

later he’s riding on horseback and creaming his britches because the eggs are pressing against his prostate something fierce.

(he lays them in a hot spring near the fire lands, pats them all a few times, then goes back on his travels)

ok, my friend and I were playing Breath of the Wild, Link’s got the bokoblin mask on because he’s coming up on a pack’s tree fort thing. They’re doing their chatty jumping thing and my friend randomly says “From here it looks like they’re having a orgy lol.. oh shit I look like one I hope they don’t want me in on it.” and I’ve just been thinking about that a lot. I mean.. Link wearing monster masks and accidentally getting caught up in monster’s social gangbangs

that’s such a good idea tho :’ ) social gangbangs for monsters heck yeah. let’s see.. we have Bokoblins, Moblins, Lizalfos, and Linels… All could be super interesting…

Diapers?

for me? no thank u, I’m good :’ )

~~I like AD only in very certain situations and very very rarely read it~~

sciencefictioness replied to your post:

I got so ludicrously excited when I saw you…

It’s too good man it’s gotta be done

godspeed, friend. godspeed.

What is it about dick slips that appeals to you? That isn’t to be rude or anything I’m just really curious!! I had never heard of it before now

it’s just v aesthetically pleasing for me when there’s just a hint of dick to be seen. Super naughty, too.

Also when the dick is still soft and hidden in his foreskin it’s super nice ❤

A little late but to the dick slip post from the other day – Jesse and Hanzo sitting across from each other in the locker room sauna after a pretty rigorous training sesh. Small towels on their laps for some modesty but there’s absolutely nothing modest about how Mccree sits with his knees spread wide. Hanzo can see the wood bench darken with sweat under Mccree’s heavy balls. Does he have enough self control to not bury his face under that towel and into that musky cowboy junk? ( nope lol )

McCree is such a slut T.T he probably tries pulling Hanzo into a conversation simply because he sees how uncomfortable Hanzo is with his display. How much trouble he has not staring at his sweaty balls during the conversation.

He would probably even reach down and scratch his sac because he’s disgusting.

Think about Rein sitting on the couch fully spread with his balls completely out of his shorts. Like he’s got his cock nice and tucked away but he’s got such great low hanging breeding balls that they escape when the opportunity presents itself. And he’s so comfortable with himself that he doesn’t even bother to put them away. He lets all the men and women of overwatch ogle his exposed balls and the line of his stiffening cock while they fantasize about getting bred hard and deep by him

*clenches fist* I just. Love. Low hanging balls. They’re so goddamn hot when they move during a fucking and make those visceral slapping sounds; and I see Reinhardt as having those glorious low hangers. probably super furry because he’s a hairy dude.

Just slipping out when he’s sitting there in his man spread, probably with his reading glasses on his nose, perusing some magazines or a holopad or whatever while he unselfconsciously airs out his balls. so hot.