Can we agree that Omega Hog’s belly is only that big because he’s constantly full of eggs. He needs to birth them evrry few days and can’t help but get attached to his spawn before their inevitbally taken away and he’s pumped full again

I like the thought of Hog being forcibly bred anytime he’s available to but

BUT

can we also agree that he’s just fat? not just because he’s getting bred but just because he’s an undeniably fat guy and always has been?

I love his gut…

Cyber, when i saw that part of the DDADDS fic compilation was Craig being stinky was so funny to me because my dad is asian and has done extreme sports all his life and when he sweats, it’s just the saltiest water and that’s is. No stink.

there is no Craig stink in the comp buuuutttt

just to make it perfectly clear, whenever I write stink kink/sniff kink it is never never ever meant to be about race. the thought didn’t even cross my mind, but if somebody thought it was, I’m super sorry :O

also yeah I see what you mean; workout sweat is pretty clean and relatively non stinky (tho I wouldn’t come near my brother after he’s run some laps tbh) but honestly, it’s just a big fake front to have stink kink

suspension of disbelief is the key here

okay I know this probably isn’t the place to vent but my BF found a bunch of OW fart fanfictions and I don’t really know how to tell him that I’m into it. Aaaaaaaah

wait there’s a bunch of fart fanfics out there and I don’t know?

hm hm hm I dunno, friend. maybe be like ‘I like it in fiction, it’s a nice humiliation kink’ or something? (… and if you like it RL as well, just wait how he reacts to that to maybe explain a bit more lol)

but honestly, if you don’t want to explain, you don’t have to explain. simple as that. Just because he’s your partner doesn’t mean you have to be accountable for everything towards him. 

In any case it should ABSOLUTELY be NO PROBLEM and should not change his view of you. If it does, something is seriously wrong with him.

It is just a kink. just because you enjoy it doesn’t mean you two have to indulge in it/talk about it/whatever. your relationship has worked before he knew that about you, and it should absolutely work afterwards as well.

bottom line: you should not be ashamed of what you like. you can be shy, maybe embarrassed, but definitely not ashamed.

“Ganondorf needing to be restrained like a wild beast” mm now I’m thinking maybe they jumped him in a little road side stable and they’ve got him tied in one of the stalls with a saddle between his legs to make him spread. He’s snarling and swearing but they’re just petting and cooing at him like he’s one of the horses while they play with his cock and balls and work open his ass to see how a Gerudo responds to prostate orgasms

holy shit yes… his hard muscled belly quivering, lips pulled back in a snarl. They’re so fascinated by his thick, violently red pubes; so neatly trimmed and pretty around his dark cock. He’s got murder in his eyes and is ripping his wrists bloody on the ropes until they get wide leather straps around them instead. 

His body is wafting steam because he’s getting so worked up and the night air is cool in the stable.

He’s not getting hard but he doesn’t need to be for some nice intrusive prostate orgasms and a bit of milking…