Tag: peeps being cutie pies

Hey,,, so do you think any of the dads would be into piss stuff of any sort? (Also damn/bless you. Stink and breastfeeding and maybe a little piss would usually be really not my thing but damn you hit my gut on those. I’d love to see more stink tbh,,, and thank you for continuing to write such nice things to read.)

you’re very welcome, thank you for the kind words T.T

I think… hmmm… *rubs chin* Robert obvs would be into piss stuff. he’s nasty. but maybe Matt would be, too? And… and Brian??? loves someone pissing on his big belly… warms it up something nice

Hi! I actually live in West Virginia, home of mothman, and he’s basically like our Bigfoot so I guess he counts as a cryptid.

Anonymous said: “Anything that’s basically an animal ‘not yet discovered by science’ or that’s existence hasn’t been officially proven can be counted as a cryptid! 😀 Bigfoot, aliens, mothman, demon dogs or whatever. All cryptids.”

Anonymous said: “

cryptids are really any mysterious being. bigfoot, motorman, the loch ness monster are all cryptids. There some alien cryptids though.

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I see I see! well that makes the whole thing a lot easier aöklfjaslkjf thanks!

For the Cryptid idea: How about mothman showing Robert who’s boss! He’ll bring him back to his nest and lay mothman eggies in him, leaving Robert to stumble back to his truck all fat and bulging. Robert will never doubt his existence again…

I still need to educate myself on cryptids. does mothman count as one? for some reason I thought cryptids are kinda alien-like creatures… like more reptilian looking

I like the idea though even if he is no cryptid