Ok so playing on the cryptid thing maybe joseph is an incubus? Mayhaps mary is a succubus and robert unknowingly has befriended a family of sex-devouring demons?

I def need to write some cryptid action and the anon a while back def had something good going with Joseph being a cryptid and fighting with another one and Robert wanting a piece of that. I have to think more on it, but def wanna do something with it

So I’ve been thinking. Hugo’s lovely lil smely kink. And Robert. Drunk and fumbling hasn’t showered in ages Robert just lounging on his couch and letting Hugo manhandle him and go to town just sniffing and licking and hnghnghhhhhh – Bun

I LOVE THIS YAASSSS

Robert is like ‘heh… heh… y-you’re a freak, huh?’ but totally gets off on it. has super unkempt pubes but they’re the best thing Hugo has ever seen. and smelt.

I’m not really a big fan of the way Tumblr will now tell people when you’ve least been active if you don’t turn it off, but it is kinda funny how I know you’re like six time zones ahead of me, so if it’s kinda late here it’s the middle of the night over there But the green light It persists

oooh my god, it does? it makes me look like a freak asöldkfaösdlfkjaj I’m not tho? like… why does it… do that…

look. I got tumblr open on a tab during the day because why not but when I go to sleep I turn my pc off so…. tumblr… why… don’t make me look bad in front of me pals and gals…

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alright! plan of attack for the upcoming months:…

*screeching from the distance* ELDRITCH MONSTER GABE

hnnnghhhhhh… yasss… I need to polish up on me monsters tho. the others should get a chance at getting monsterfied as well >:3ccc

To be fair I’m sure you’ve heard this already but there are pheromones in Fresh sweat that’s sole purpose is to attract mates and a large reason for developing chest hair outside of warmth nowadays is for the fact that the hair traps the sweat, so, at least when it’s fresh sweat is partly designed to be appealing >:3c

ooooohhh shiiiieeet son, I didn’t know that. sounds super good! and ye when I’m talking about stink kink and sweat I’m mostly talking about fresh one.

~~everybody looking at you, Robert.~~

I hate that you made me think ‘mmm Robert and Craig probably smell amazing and stinky’ the whole game… but I love it

I AM CACKLING

just look at them…. Robert is a canonically stinky boy but I bet Craig would be v meticulous about his body hygiene and super embarrassed when MC/another dad wants him to stay sweaty so they can sniff him… Hugo was an exception because Hugo is super cute and blushy