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Tag: peeps being cutie pies
Human Winston needs his prostate milked. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk™️.
oh man he would probably anxiety his way off the bed and then come way too quickly :’ ) he’s such an overstrung mess… good boi
Your stupid sexy human Winston gave me a boner at work I hope you’re happy
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Why the fUCK MI PEEPEE ESTA HARD???
do u need help, sir
OH GOOD i didn’t want to draw more of him if the one who inspired that didn’t like him
….sweatin over SAI rn i have New Energy
oh ggggoooodddddddd
OH MY GOD BLEEEEEEEEASE TELL ME YOU ARE GOING TO DO A SERIES ABOUT WINSTON THE SLUT
>:3c I mean… ko-fis are gonna be open again soon… and in the meantime I’m always happy to talk naughtiness with y’all
‘No longer Winston, the scientist, but Winston, the slut.’ insert me with steam coming out my ears. bless this person for asking for this, i needed more human!winston so bad
>:3c he’s such a good overwhelmed boi
ngl your design of him is always the one I think of when I write him
Dude that 20 yr old ganon au is soooo good… how does everyone react to the very pretty future chief? Please tell me more
AH! FINALLY! I thought nobody is into young Ganon as much as I am
so ok. in my HC Link was basically the toy boy of the King of Hyrule anyway. After a long day of trudging around after Zelda and making sure she doesn’t get herself into trouble, his next shift as the King’s personal bedwarmer starts.
So I feel like the King generally likes young men and would be suuuper into Ganon. Invite him to private dinings and stuff like that while Ganon is either super quiet or super sarcastic/moody.
He wants to be out in the world seeing stuff, after he’s been cooped up in the desert for all his life.
I feel like when the King lets him go roam about with a few guards always at his back, they’d be super lecherous of him as well. Like… very professional, but when he’s asleep/washing/whatever, they’ll be v raunchy. Ganon is like one head taller than all of them and could probably bench press them aödlfkajsdfkj
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virgin Ganon. He’s grown up in a rather small desert Kingdom and all these ladies were his moms. there’s no way he got laid
cyber I drove by my old elementary school, and the sign said “Happy Summer SPH!! and I lost my entire shit (the school is called Sporting Hill)
this inspired the earlier ask tbh
Ok ok, so, please imagine your slutty reaper and old soldier 76 who can’t get it up anymore. He’s old and tired leave him alone but reaper is so focused on that dick, that he just spends hours playing with it and sucking and grinding on it trying to get it up. All the while 76 is drinking his beer and trying to watch his soaps and he keeps pushing reaper off only for him to come back. so after awhile he lays back and let’s reaper do his thing, it’s entertaining how desperate he is at least
yes
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Soldier with a relatively short dick. Gabe likes em big because he’s a size queen but he’s also super dick hungry so he makes do anyway and it is an unending source of amusement to 76
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