Tag: peeps being cutie pies

Holy fuck I just love whenever you talk about McCree’s cock and balls, like God it’s so good and messy and fuck it probably stinks but give me more, I just want it all over me inside and out until I can’t think.

“it probably stinks but give me more” yes yes yes yes yes

I have like 2 HCs for McCree

one is him being just a good snuggly bear

and one is him being a super lazy fuck who washes his junk like every three days if he’s diligent about it. When he opens his pants there’s just this thick waft of cock and whoever is down there will be drooling for it I’m p sure

he routinely lets his balls get washed by others ❤

McCree just has the biggest, messiest orgasms out of all the guys (he’s a big balled breeding bull after all) and they just get messier the longer he’s edged/denied. Hanzo makes it worse with the shibari? (The rope bondage stuff) because the ropes rub against all his sweet spots and keep him hard and leaking all day.

godddd I need him with some pretty ropes around his junk; something that wraps around his big hangers and presents them all nice ❤

farmer Jack walking in the cattle barn with his dick out from when he fucked his favorite cow Gabe. He lets his newest cow Lucio sniff and suckle curiously at his still wet dick. He had fucked Gabe in front of Lucio because he has no shame and to pique the new cow’s interest in taking his cock after seeing Gabe’s reaction to a nice deep dicking. Jack’s a dirty cow fucker and knows all the tricks to get those tails lifted. sure enough Lucio’s buttery soft asshole is revealed to him for the taking

I had written something quite similar for the last Fun on the Farm comp but with McHanzo + Lucio 🙂

Hanzo is fully aware of the way McCree stares at him when he eats. The cowboy may have been blackops, but he has a horrible pokerface. But it’s cute, the way McCrees eyes follow his chopsticks to his mouth, bulge when Hanzo swallows, so he decides to entertain him. He starts eating his usual meals slower. He begins to act up, relishing in the flavors. Then he moves to more suggestive foods – soba noodles, agedashi tofu. Things he has to slurp, make noise to eat. 1/

He starts to look forward to meal times more, the exhibitionist in him thrilled at the notion that just a few metres away, McCree is awkwardly concealing his cock while Hanzo noisily slurps at his udon. He wants to see how far he can take this. He eats natto, making a show of tonguing the stringy mess off his chopsticks. He eats spaghetti that Tracer makes for them, wiping marinara sauce off his lips with his fingers. /2

He eats cake, layered in so much cream frosting that it gets in his nose, in his beard, and he makes direct eyecontact with the cowboy when he pushes it into his mouth, muffling a gratuitous groan into the dessert. He hears McCree choke a flustered gasp, before shoving himself loudly away from the table and excusing himself, awkwardly tugging his jeans that tells Hanzo all that he needs to know. He sits back in his chair, smugly dabbing his lips with a napkin. Mealtimes have never been so fun.

oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss

this is

EXACTLY 

what I was talking about

fuck