Tag: peeps being cutie pies

Hey, thought I’d ask this off anon just in case you wanted to answer this privately. You mentioned that you’re asexual (unless I misread the post) and you post such amazing sexy stuff. I’m not trying to be rude, but I was wondering how it fits together for you. I hope I’m not offending you with this question!

that’s alright; I think I’ve been asked this question one or two times before.

basically, asexuality runs along a spectrum just as every other sexuality. There are people that are absolutely disgusted by sex, there are people that are simply not interested in it, there are people that find it interesting/arousing but just don’t want to experience it for themselves and so on.

me personally I find myself in a place where I find it insanely interesting and arousing but only as long as it is not directed at me personally (from a person other than myself). I can listen to friends relate something sexual to me but it will not arouse me. I can give others pleasure if I want to – I find it fun, but not arousing – but they would have to be okay with them not being allowed to touch me back.

so you could say that I like pleasing others (which is a reason why I write), but I don’t want to be pleased by others. I am most comfortable doing that by myself

What about the Hinox? They have big bellies but are prolly huge underneath em

I like to think that Hinox maybe have a ridiculously tiny cock compared to their body size. So for a human it’s still large but manageable. The Hinox would have to hold on to a tree and just blindly fuck because there’s no way they can see what’s going on beneath their massive belly.

Hinox reference

ok but zelda running off on one of her trips with link, frustrated bc nothing is working and just finding a group of moblins and letting them go to town on all of her holes to release some of the tension. Maybe Link secretly follows her and watches. At first bc he’s worried she could be in danger but eventually he just starts jacking off.

YES! VERY GOOD!

Maybe it is one (1) Moblin that lords over a little herd of Bokoblins. He obviously gets to fuck her first, but he’ll let the other have the sloppy seconds. Maybe she put on a Bokoblin hood and they are just stupid enough to not realize she’s human. Or maybe they’re just starved enough for cunt that they don’t care

I feel like Moblins would have long thin dicks because they’re so big and lanky. maybe even nice and bendy so it can just follow the first two twists of her gut :’ )

and Bokoblin have surprisingly big dicks but they’re definitely growers not showers. very fat. Will spread her cunt open to the maximum and leave her stretched out and gaping

I can def see Link quietly, stoically following her like he’s done so many times (maybe hoping she’ll masturbate again because he’s watched her do that a million times. the Princess is a slut tbh) but then he gets treated to that orgy. Maybe pulls out the Sheika Slate and films it. Hyrule’s very first porn, starring the Princess of Hyrule willingly fucking disgusting monsters

Would Lynels have horse like dicks but with feline spines? They are monsters so it could be anything really.

Anonymous said: “

What about a soft barbed cock the size of a horses. It’s got a tapered tip that pulses with its heartbeat. On the shaft it has tendrils that unfurl like petals, they do so when about to cum like a canines knot. They twist and inflate and curl and hold the cock in you while it pumps you full of that warm sticky seed. It takes a while for it to soften and pull out, plenty of time for you to be knocked up with pups…

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Anonymous said: “

Horse cock with barbs and a juicy knot lynel cocks. No way to not get knocked up after a breeding like that

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Anonymous said: “

re: lynels, how about both? Horse dick with little sensory barbs and also throw in a knot because why not :>“

@dashudu said: “

I think lynels have this jumbled up monster dick. Like it’s a massive horse cock with feline like spikes and maybe a humanish-like Head. And just massive breeder balls

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so we all agree that there def needs to be some spike action going on >:3c I like the bulbuous tips that humans have so that should def be in there. big breeder balls is also super nice; they’ll fill the poor hapless human up with so much cum it will leak out after getting their belly big and bloated with it

We always talk about how slutty Hanzo is, but what about Genji?

Genji is a fuckboi. he’s not slutty per-se but more like naughty and 24/7 horny? at least he was as a younger man. nowadays he still likes fucking but he really suppresses the urges (until Zenyatta enlightens him :’ ) )

difficult. Despite him being a playboy in canon I don’t see him as a super sex fiend. He’s also pretty dominant. Definitely enjoys topping more than he likes bottoming.

He definitely has a huge impregnation kink. I think we talked about this already; that he likes telling girls he’s going to put in just the tip and gets off on the thought of impregnating them :’ ) but the girls know what’s up even if they don’t tell him. he’s cute when he has a red head and huffs his way through an orgasm

Cyber remember that farmer McCree au? I just thought – instead of boar road hog wrecking mccree and the three piggies getting the seconds, the 3 piggies try and fuck mccree first, using their tongues, hands, anything, but he only cums once, and then roadhog steps in and shows them how it’s really done and gets mccree to cum twice on his dick w. out being touched once

farmer McCree getting overwhelmed by his pigs is really good :’ ) at least the three piggies are nice about it because he’s always been super kind to them. But Boar Hog knows his dick is a gift to mankind (piggykind?) and uses it accordingly

The anime tiddy tropes always hit me right in the giggle dick because they don’t make any physical sense but it’s just funny and I’m a perv so whatever; My favorite is the one where the characters bump in to each other and fall over and one of them catches themselves on the tiddy. Like, high school AU McHanzo where Jesse and Hanzo collide and Jesse catches Hanzo by the tiddy. They’re both just beaming red in the face and Jesse is trying his best not to squeeze the dream tiddies.

omg yes. I hate and love those hentai tropes. they are most of the time physically impossible and I wonder whether the ones drawing them have even ever seen a pussy but they’re so satisfying at the same time?

so over the top but so good. Big jiggling tiddies. mmmhhh 

doesn’t even need to be High School AU. could just happen in the halls of an OW base :’ )