Oh! Naga Jesse catching spoiled, princeling Hanzo next time. He can smell the same blood in him that Genji had, and he’s not opposed to a nice dicking. Hanzo’s lil cocklet can’t do much for him though, even if it is cute how it strains to get inside him

hnnngh the hottest thing about sph is when they try to fuck someone and the other pretends not to feel anything… or if they try to fuck their ass and couldn’t even reach if they didn’t pull the cheeks as far apart as possible :’ )

Hanzo definitely would deny having a small dick and get very huffy and red when he starts pumping his hips and it doesn’t do much for his partner

The quick mutter of “incoming” to warn whoever it is, if they’re into the fart kink too then they can stay, if not they can escape the area, alternately the warning is too late and he gets a withering look to cover with cum because he’s got a pain in the ass sense of humour along side that kink

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you said you werent gonna start with your fart kink. however i feel compelled to ask what you… maybe would have said if you DID get started with it. for uh. reasons.

McCree would def be pretty shameless/unapologetic about it. I can see him just kind of leaning a little too the side and grunting out some gas while someone is down there and playing with his balls and not caring a lot about it :’ ))))))

if he’s in a bullying kinda mood he’ll hold their head down so they’ll have to inhale all of it

of course there are those that pretend to hate it but for some reason can be found between his thighs again and again

a guy i was with made me think of something- after we had sex he took my hand and put it on his balls to just like, fondle them? i feel like jesse would be so bold with hanzo they have an amazing fuck and in the afterglow just sticks hanzos hand right down on his sweaty fuzzy balls and tells him to Get To It

sounds super good tbh :’ ) 

balls are just so nice to fondle and simply hold? just v comforting. doesn’t even have to be sexual or not right away at least :’ )

I love the idea that people are so enamoured with Jesse’s sweet balls that he’s had some pretty intense orgasms from casual fondling over a long period of time, just chilling and watching a movie or something whilst someone marvels his balls almost absently, or someone is knelt between his lazily spread thighs toying with them obsessively because they’re so heavy and fuzzy and nice…

goood yes. I’m not gonna start with my fart kink but Jesse watching a movie and drinking some beer while ignoring whoever is playing with his hangers is *kisses fingertips*

comes almost casually/as an afterthought mmmh