Hanzo: I am a bad guy! Fear me and my all powerful dragons!

Kratos: Hmmm. Nice party trick.

Kratos: *ultimate bitch face where the corners of his mouth turn down to approximately nipple height*

Hanzo: *fearboner*

Zenyatta talking back to Hanzo, not unkindly but he wishes for his space in the early mornings. Taking walks about Hanamura with pretty kimono and dresses and parasols to flaunt the Shimada wealth and Zenyatta to explore the town. Meeting Genji occasionally and… not taming him nessecarily, but helping him figure out why he’s so damn reckless.

ooohh Zenyatta owning his status as prized pet and demanding Hanzo’s attention in the mornings and that he’s kept in peak performance – all those dainty little nooks and crannies need to be oiled up to perfection :’) 

McCree gets the shy first time betas and omega because he makes them feel safe and loved. Beta Lucio buys him to help relieve the stresses of his tours.

unnnffff that’s so gooooooooddddddd

He’ll roll over and show them his belly, submitting so nice to them while they explore his rugged thicc Alpha body, and when they’re done and ready to get mounted he’ll croon at them so sweetly ❤

bet Lúcio makes him real nervous though because he’s such a little firecracker and feels so good on his dick… has him scrambling to keep up and not shoot his load prematurely while Lúcio plays with the nametag on Jesse’s collar and tugs on it to get kisses whenever he wants. which is often.

And at the end, Gabriel is leaving with Jesse having not touched Hanzo sexually once (but having to get rough with him because would you fucking /move/ Jesus you’re like a cat in heat, fucking weirdo) and Gabriel’s like “does this always happen?” and Jesse’s like “yeah, help!” and then Gabriel just sighs and shakes his head and asks Jack and Reinhardt for their… help.

I am cry this is getting better and better. omfg. 

Jack probs is another tenant in the apartment complex who’s been eyeing Hanzo and Genji for a while now.

I love my gross old man Jack sorry not sorry

omg Genji will flip once he realizes what a slut Hanzo is while he’s out earning MONEY

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Later- “Oi! Roadie! How was work substitutin’ for that cowboy bloke?” “……” Mako is too stunned to even say anything, so he just goes to bed. He’s already got one wife, he doesn’t need a second one looking for his dick.

Roadie calls McCree in the middle of the night and just breathes deeply into the receiver. McCree after a few seconds whispers back with a hoarse, haunted voice: “Did he go for your cock, too? He’s… he’s never satisfied…”

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Maybe at first Hanzo is a bit nervous that he might get a disease or something but then he goes “FUCK IT I DON’T CARE” and does whatever he wants. Even forcing people to pay for his glory hole in a nice club

omfgggg Hanzo would make a business out of sitting behind a glory hole. probably waits until they’ve slipped some money through the hole before he opens up like a good boy :’ )

but once he makes acquaintance with the janitor he prefers staying at home :’ )

(also fun times by everyone when he speaks onto the voicemail of McCree and doesn’t know Jesse is on vacation and his stand-in Mr. Rutledge is there to take care of things)