I can’t… I can’t believe this…

Anonymous said: “

Robot is doing the whole bug AU thing and you are in midst of this slug-gate and I’m 100% here for both of these

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I CAN’T… BELIEVE THIS….

Anonymous said: “

I swear like 99% of the time you introduce a new kink I’m like ”welp I didn’t know I was into that” so thanks for that and also ps. it’s perfectly okay to come out of your shell even though people can be a little sluggish to accept your slugsuality (I’ll see myself out)

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At first I was like Q.Q and then I was like =.=

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

Anonymous said: “Is this what people call “cyberbullying”?
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I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ALL WOULD DO ME LIKE THIS  

ANONYMOUS GOSHDARN PEOPLE SAID:

So…… one snail sex can lead to both snails being full of eggies~

A question to that anon; do slug have dicks?

hanzo being absolutely ashamed of his slimey bod and being disgusted with mccree who’s so unapologetically into grinding his dick into it :“’)

Hanzo seems the type to have a love-dart fight to the death ngl.

Slugg fucc

What has my typo done… in other news… it reminds me of that weird post where the chick is something a long the lines of like “I don’t have legs and I love it when my bf nuts in me so I can pull myself across the floor and leave a trail like a slug” and then there’s this thing my friends and I say “slug/snail trails” basically what happens when you don’t clean yourself up after sex or your like super horny for some reason and you leave a “trail” on the couch or chair.

But just think about someone helplessly humping that smooth wet underside of slug Hanzo? Not even penetrating, just helplessly whimpering while Hanzo scolds them

Slug Hanzo is so funny to me because you’ve got this regal powerful man and now hes like a slimy pest well done everyone

this is what happens when I let you all out of your cages. this is what happens.

I can’t… believe…

also yes McCree would still tap it, and I’m p sure Soldier and Lúcio would too because it’s slimey and warm and makes lewd squelching sounds while they rub their dicks on Hanzo’s slug bod.

Soldier would be grossly into it and nut way too soon because he’s a dirty old fucker

and last but not least, @perkigothii-geekius said: “

slug hanzo would totally be a sea slug. like: hot archer upper half, scaled-up glaucus atlanticus lower half. he’s too pretty to be turned into something as plebeian (and as gross) as ur common garden slug.

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and that slug looks super rad and I hope it is v slimey and soft