Tag: sometimes I just whisper ‘ouch’ because the human body just can’t take that without huge amounts of preparation

in vein of my last post: 

porny tip: (without wanting to sound like a douchebag). try to avoid giving accurate measurements of what you think how big the character’s cock is. more often than not “like a baguette” or “thick as a cola can” will not be as hot as more vague descriptions like “big” “fat” whatever.