Ok ok, so, please imagine your slutty reaper and old soldier 76 who can’t get it up anymore. He’s old and tired leave him alone but reaper is so focused on that dick, that he just spends hours playing with it and sucking and grinding on it trying to get it up. All the while 76 is drinking his beer and trying to watch his soaps and he keeps pushing reaper off only for him to come back. so after awhile he lays back and let’s reaper do his thing, it’s entertaining how desperate he is at least

yes

also

Soldier with a relatively short dick. Gabe likes em big because he’s a size queen but he’s also super dick hungry so he makes do anyway and it is an unending source of amusement to 76

evengrossermilk:

cyberrat:

evengrossermilk:

cyberrat:

 Hanzo super proud/into his small dick. it’s short and super fat and he tapes vids of him jerking off with two fingers and playing with his foreskin. mh mh mh yes good shit @evengrossermilk

YES he loves to jerk off with just two fingers, occasionally teasing the slit so the camera gets a good visual on how his pre sticks to his fingers. Let’s his fingers run at his foreskin and tug at it meanly so they can hear his gasp.

Sometimes his fingers will even travel down between his cheeks to tease his hole, but the camera only gets to see the way his pretty cock twitches and drips more cum while he’s fucking himself on his fingers or even a toy❤️

what a tease :’ ) he docks a toy cock to get it wet with his pre and then fucks himself with it. he’s a nasti boi

So much pre pools onto his belly from that little cock with all the teasing, enough to fuck himself on and let a hand rub in to show how sticky and dirty he is. If he licks it off his fingers he does it long and slow, getting that audio to pick up on his nasty slurping and moaning.

Though, Hanzo is so desperate for it that it doesn’t take much teasing or thinking about fucking himself on a toy to get his dick wet.

I mean… it’s not a problem that he gets hard from a stiff breeze. it’s not like he has to hide a bulge or anything :’)
goddd what an attention whore tho… sits in meetings and fantasizes about others looking at his short fat dick

evengrossermilk:

cyberrat:

 Hanzo super proud/into his small dick. it’s short and super fat and he tapes vids of him jerking off with two fingers and playing with his foreskin. mh mh mh yes good shit @evengrossermilk

YES he loves to jerk off with just two fingers, occasionally teasing the slit so the camera gets a good visual on how his pre sticks to his fingers. Let’s his fingers run at his foreskin and tug at it meanly so they can hear his gasp.

Sometimes his fingers will even travel down between his cheeks to tease his hole, but the camera only gets to see the way his pretty cock twitches and drips more cum while he’s fucking himself on his fingers or even a toy❤️

what a tease :’ ) he docks a toy cock to get it wet with his pre and then fucks himself with it. he’s a nasti boi

Oh! Naga Jesse catching spoiled, princeling Hanzo next time. He can smell the same blood in him that Genji had, and he’s not opposed to a nice dicking. Hanzo’s lil cocklet can’t do much for him though, even if it is cute how it strains to get inside him

hnnngh the hottest thing about sph is when they try to fuck someone and the other pretends not to feel anything… or if they try to fuck their ass and couldn’t even reach if they didn’t pull the cheeks as far apart as possible :’ )

Hanzo definitely would deny having a small dick and get very huffy and red when he starts pumping his hips and it doesn’t do much for his partner

2nd Batch Ko-Fi Fics: 8th Fill

McHanzo – Virgin Kink; SPH – Hanzo asked Jesse to fuck him and Jesse is surprisingly sweet about it… while managing to be a bastard at the same time


“Hah… J… Jesse…” Hanzo is clawing at the rumpled sheets, face mostly turned into the mattress. He’s already so worked up and Jesse has barely squeezed the tip of his cock into that peach pink hole Hanzo had offered him earlier.

Jesse’s voice is strained as he answers, trying and failing to sound not as on edge as he already feels with that silky heat wrapped around him and squeezing like a goddamn vice.

“Jus’… Jus’ try to relax…” He grabs at Hanzo’s hip, trying to keep him still as he angles his own leg for some leverage and pushes forward again. Lying on their sides makes it easier for Hanzo to accept the massive, unfamiliar intrusion – he thinks, at least – but it makes it more difficult to get his cock where he wants it to be so very badly.

Hanzo, true to form, does the exact opposite and clenches up sharp on the next couple inches and bows his back away from Jesse; though, Jesse notes as he scrabbles at him to keep him still again, he does not try to get away.

Jesse takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, then grunts: “Alright. Maybe like this-”

He hooks his cybernetic arm underneath Hanzo’s upper thigh and lifts it to take some of the wriggle room from him and also open his delicious virgin ass up further for his cock. Hanzo makes a rough sort of grunting cry and when Jesse works himself up onto his elbow to glance around the archer’s broad shoulders, he can see him slowly, almost dreamily lick at the hand he has balled into the sheets in front of his face, wet lips mouthing messily at the ball of his thumb as if he needed to be doing something with his needy mouth.

“There you go,” Jesse mutters, belly hot with need. He is surprised by his own eagerness. He can’t remember the last time he felt like this as he usually fucks slow and leisurely; almost lazily. Having Hanzo Shimada offer him the virginal clench of his tender ass is obviously doing things to him.

Not enough things, though, to not make him a bastard about it. His cybernetic hand, close to the source anyway, starts groping. Hanzo jerks and gurgles when Jesse gets his palm filled with the nice little handful that Hanzo is packing.

He sucks at the tip of Hanzo’s shoulder and makes sure to let him feel his beard as he cants his hips forward and feeds him more of his cock.

“Don’t need me askin’ why you are still all nice and untouched, hm?” he mumbles, thumb stroking soothingly across Hanzo’s cocklett like it’s a little animal. It is cute, really; so very short and a bit fat. A sweet little treat that Jesse can’t wait to suck into his mouth, but Hanzo shudders and flushes violently, inner muscles going lax all of a sudden to allow Jesse to slip inside to the hilt.

“Can’t hope to satisfy anybody with a little thing like that, mh? Seen clits that are bigger…”

He’s mean about it, but only because Hanzo likes it. He goes wild for it, small cock flexing adorably while Jesse can finally start in on fucking him slow and careful, using Hanzo’s distraction to get his ass stretched out on his dick.

“What a slutty little virgin,” he murmurs, tongue slipping out to drag wet and obnoxious along the cartilage of Hanzo’s ear. “Though you’re no virgin anymore now, hm? You’re a sloppy whore now… only good to take dick because your cock is so small and pathetic-”

Hanzo comes on his dick, quick and messy and way too early, but Jesse lets him have it, even pumps his cock through it. It’s his first time, after all.

hmmm… I am not super happy with this tbh; it also kind of ends abruptly, I’m sorry.

don’t want to lament on why; just gonna post it.

contains sph. if you don’t like it, don’t keep reading, please.


Angelo beams at Mr. Shimada, eagerly hooking a foot into his stool and tugging it over so he can sit by the older man. He feels like it is easier to talk to patients as skittish as Mr. Shimada when not holed up behind his desk, though Mr. Shimada’s stony expression doesn’t look like he appreciates the effort.

“I am so glad I could finally get you to come to my office,” he says, leaning forward and elbows on his thighs. He is a big man and usually tries to make himself smaller for the sake of his patients.

Mr. Shimada stares at him practically down his crooked nose and only answers after a beat too long of silence: “I have been threatened to be taken off the roster if I do not comply with your demands.”

Angelo blinks at him, then lifts a hand, rubbing two fingers thoughtfully against the carefully groomed stripe of his goatee.

“While I do not condone threats, I do have to admit that I am quite happy about the result this time.”

He smiles at Mr. Shimada, and Mr. Shimada flinches back just a bit, looking almost dumbfounded for a second before schooling his features back into his stony expression.

“I am healthy. I have no complaints or ailments.”

Angelo nods along, smiling placatingly as he stretches to retrieve his clipboard from his desk.

“I know, I know. This is simply a routine check-up so I can update your folder. I do not anticipate to find anything troublesome, you do not need to be afraid-”

He can see Hanzo’s hackles rising immediately, his already broad shoulders squaring a bit more, wide mouth pressed into a thin, fierce scowl.

“I am not afraid. Of nothing.”

Angelo blinks at him slowly, then uncaps his pen, nodding awkwardly. “OOookay. Yes. No problem. Please excuse my clumsy wording…”

He trails off, sees Mr. Shimada deflate a bit again, and clears his throat. “How about we just start with the questionnaire so we’ll get this whole thing over with.”

Mr. Shimada nods once, regally. “Please.”

.o.

“When was the last time you ejaculated?”

Hanzo opens his mouth, then the question registers and he closes it with an undignified snap, staring at the good Doctor. Angelo is looking down at the clipboard he’s balancing on one knee, pen poised above an empty line near the bottom, waiting for Hanzo to answer like he’s done the past five minutes.

“What?” Hanzo hisses. He can feel immediate heat shoot into his cheeks, which makes him even more flustered.

Angelo looks up at that and blinks at him, then looks down at the clipboard and repeats the question a bit slower: “When was the last time you ejaculated?”

Hanzo can feel his chest burning with embarrassment, arms coming up in a defensive cross.

“I don’t know why you would need to know-”

“It is just one of the standard questions, Mr. Shimada. The faster you answer, the faster I can let you go. You can be assured that everything we discuss here will be handled with the utmost discretion.”

Hanzo grinds his teeth and shifts slightly on his chair, then: “Yesterday.”

Angelo nods, looking back at the clipboard, jotting down his answer quickly. “How often, would you say, do you ejaculate in a regular week?”

Hanzo’s heart is thumping quick and hard. He stares at the top of Angelo’s head. The Doctor waits for him to answer, then looks up when it takes too long, brow knitting.

“Mr. Shimada. I know these kinds of questions can be uncomfortable, but for me they are nothing extraordinary, really. Please. I would love to let you go to the practice range ASAP.”

Hanzo balls his hands into slow fists, lowering his gaze to stare at his knees.

“About… five times.”

“Hmm I see.” The blood his thumping in Hanzo’s ears. The Doctor’s voice is without any particular inflection, but still it feels to Hanzo like he is… judging him. “How many sexual partners did you have?”

Hanzo can feel his temper spiking, fingers curling into his pants. He does not answer, scowl becoming fierce and threatening when Angelo tries to prompt him again. The Doctor’s mouth pulls down. He starts to look mildly annoyed with the situation himself, now.

He taps his pen against the clipboard, the silence stretching between them, and then Hanzo feels like something shifts in the usually kind face.

For a second Angelo looks sly – but it is gone just as soon as it had come, and Hanzo is no longer sure he’s seen it.

The Doctor nods and stands abruptly.

“It is alright. You can tell me later.”

He puts the clipboard back on his desk and walks to the only examination table in his office, rummaging in a little cupboard until he pulls out two thin latex gloves.

“Do you stimulate your prostate, Mr. Shimada?” he asks without looking at Hanzo. Hanzo, having watched the Doctor’s movements across the room with trepidation, feels his heart skip a beat, then gallop in his chest.

“What?”

“Your prostate,” Angelo repeats patiently. A bit slowly like he is talking to a kid now. He has one glove slipped onto his hand and snaps the latex with a finality against his wrist that makes Hanzo shudder. “Are you accustomed to stimulating it? With your fingers or a toy, or…”

“No,” Hanzo hisses, throat feeling tight and dry with rage. “I would never-” He chokes on his own self-righteousness and Angelo speaks before he can bring anything more out; calm and collected: “Alright. Please come here and drop your pants, Mr. Shimada. I would like to perform a prostate examination.”

Hanzo stands abruptly, chair toppling to the floor.

“I will not stand this blatant disregard of my pride,” he growls in cold fury, fingers curled into tight fists. “This is -”

“It is up to you, really,” Angelo interrupts evenly, snapping on the second glove. “I will not force you to do anything. But you will also understand that I can not lie to Winston – and you are quite aware of the consequences of your refusal.”

Hanzo stares at him mute; the Doctor looks back with an enigmatic little smile, gloved hands folded in front of him as he waits for Hanzo’s decision.

.o.

“Hm,” the Doctor hums when Hanzo’s pants fall, tangling between his ankles. He stares at the bulge of his fundoshi until Hanzo turns away and puts his hips against the cold edge of the examination table. He feels dazed; like this is some kind of dream. Or nightmare.

He loosens the knot of his underwear and keeps it in his hand when he brings his arms forward, balling a fist around it as he stiffly bends at his hips.

The Doctor does not give him a second of reprieve. Suddenly his hand is between Hanzo’s thighs, cupping his soft cock. Rolling the ball of his hand against his sac and causing Hanzo to stand up onto the balls of his feet, an alarmed sound caught in his throat.

Angelo makes a considering noise. He is close enough that Hanzo can feel his body heat – and then he is suddenly murmuring, right against his ear: “I see. There’s not much you can do with something like this, I suppose.”

There’s a bolt of heat zipping down Hanzo’s spine, and when the ringing in his ears abates, he realizes with horror that he is getting hard against the Doctor’s cool fingers.

“It is functional at least. That’s a good thing, hm?”

The Doctor pats his cock like a small animal, then pulls his hand away. Hanzo is staring at the crinkling paper on the table, mouth hanging open – caught in a stupor while his ears burn.

Moments later, his cheeks get unceremoniously spread, and then there is another beat of silence.

Angelo grunts softly, something between interest and satisfaction, and then Hanzo jerks forward, rattling the table when cold, wet fingers round his sensitive pucker; tight and kept meticulously hairless in those afternoon showers where he nervously touches the peach pink hole and pulls away before he can talk himself into doing it.

“Deep breath,” the Doctor mutters, but even before he has finished he is already pushing in with a single, long finger.

Hanzo knows, somewhere, that this is revenge for his earlier bitchiness, but as he pulls up onto the balls of his feet again, trying to evade the intrusion, he can’t formulate many rational thoughts at all.

His cock is feeling hot and swollen, throbbing as his muscles clench down and try in vain to force the finger out once more.

“Hmm this is unorthodox,” Angelo comments, “but I figure this is a good opportunity to test whether everything really is in working order. I am not sure it is of consequence for your little… ah… for you, but – I like being thorough.”

Hanzo burns. His eyes are wet with tears, thighs shaking as he can’t help but bear down on the finger. He bends his knees, sticks his ass out, lets his head hang low in abject shame at his own display.

He can’t… He can’t believe…

“Your prostate seems swollen,” the Doctor informs him. Hanzo can feel his finger rounding it, too. Slow and leisurely, dragging circles through the wall of his intestine and causing more tears to jump to his eyes from the sharp, delicious stimulation. “Not worrisome, but I would suggest a more regular check-up.”

Hanzo grinds his teeth.