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All of McCree’s new voice lines!

“You know what time it is” I hate this man

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

“And the Gunslinger followed”

I’m freaking out right now. I’m freaking the FUCK out. I think in the v first thing I reblogged of McCree I was saying ‘he reminds me of Roland of Gilead’ and fuck. fuck. fuck omg I’m about to cryyyyy

DONT EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THE DARK TOWER HOLY SHIT I’M LOSING IT RIGHT NOW

Surprise: writernotwaiting. tumblr. com/post/146830018014/thingsididntknowwereerotic-queensnotraofyore

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCSFBALWEÖRAIÄFAFJ’A

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I’M SO FUCKING READY FOR MY GUNSLINGER YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT. Like… I’m scared as fuck when I look at the casting page because they apparently really want to mash all seven books together, but… but Idris Elba as Roland Deschain. Just… *cries rivers*

I just want to see Roland so bad. Old tall and ugly. I need him like water. 

(Idris looks so fucking fine. can’t stop staring at the belt across his crotch. fuck.)

The desperation with which Eddie and Susannah had taken to one another was something that had to be expected, and Roland took it in his usual, quiet stride.

The madness had gone out of Eddie’s gaze, and the other one – the bitch named Detta Walker – had only shown herself in Susannah’s face once or twice since they’ve escaped the western beach into the cool protection of Shardik’s forest.

The greenery of their surroundings, coupled with the scarce songs of the odd bird seemed to have been of an improvement for their overall condition. Roland found himself actually enjoying the first company he’s had for… years? Centuries?

Since Cuthbert and Alain and Jamie had ridden into their deaths on Jericho Hill.

All told, it did not surprise Roland to be awoken by the first little rustlings on the other side of the fireplace where his two apprentices had taken refuge wrapped up tightly in the new leather blanket they had learned to make from hides.

He lay still and listened with something akin to friendly amusement, trying to give them their privacy as much as possible as they started forgetting their surroundings and fell into each other.

Roland could only imagine how Susannah’s strong thighs would feel clamped around a man’s hip. The loss of her shins and feet only helped the musculature in what was left of her legs, and he’d seen the way she moved without her extraordinary chair – sinuous, fluid movements, akin to a snake slithering through the underbrush.

He could hear Eddie’s low, reverent groan and Susannah’s throaty laugh.

“You goan give it to me, big boy?” she goaded huskily and Roland could feel a chill running down his back and his balls pulse in almost reluctant want. There’d been more Detta Walker in her voice than he’d feel comfortable with; but Eddie didn’t seem fazed in the least.

Their love making was almost silent after that; only the slick sound of their union still loud enough to reach Roland’s ears in an almost comforting rhythm, their breaths getting deeper and more labored the longer they fucked; and Roland could not deny that he enjoyed it – witnessing the forming and strengthening of their Ka-tet and being an incidental part of their growing affection for each other.

blackgirlnerds(.)tumblr(.)com/post/144462872510/idris-elba-on-the-set-of-the-dark-tower thought you’d like this!

thank you so much, friend. It’s so good to see him as Roland. I’m so excited for it all; He’s so fucking peeeeerfect. He’s so coooool. The only thing I might be missing are those famous blue bombadier eyes. but honestly, when I wanna see them, I just read the books.

Idris you make me so happy rn. you will do perfectly as Roland.

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uuuugh just finished the Dark Tower series and I’m so heartbroken. That last book just killed me. I cried so hard at some points D: I wish the tale would’ve never ended. I would read a thousand books more about Roland Deschain of Gilead.

spoilerficlet for The Dark Tower beneath.

They still had precious seconds before they had to push on, and Roland found himself sitting on the steps of what he now thought of Eddie Dean’s resting place, while the Breakers – not Breakers anymore, say thank ya, say thank ya big-big, say o Discordia – were somewhere behind, discussing the move into Keyworld Maine they had to perform with Sheemie’s help.

Roland sat on the stairs staring into the gloomy darkness of the Siento Algul and quietly smoked one of his last cigarettes. He had no idea where Jake was at the moment but he thought Oy would keep an eye on his master while they were all grieving in their own ways.

He still could hear Susannah sing for her dead husband; songs from the Calla and from New York alike.

Roland pulled deeply and closed his eyes – those blue Bombadier’s eyes that Eddie had always found unnerving – and allowed himself to think of his lost brother-in-arms.

He thought of meeting this human disaster in one of the other world’s flying machines, trying to smuggle drugs taped to his armpits, the monkey of addiction on his back, riding him like a hell steed.

He remembered Eddie, wrecked from what he’d called Cold Turkey, looking like a walking dead, threatening to kill Roland himself if he didn’t bring him back into his own world.

He remembered every single instance Eddie had driven him to the brink of insanity with his vacuous babbling, reminding him so much of Cuthbert it sometimes made it hard to breathe.

Roland blew out the smoke in his lungs in a harsh whoosh and stared down to the ground between his battered boots.

Eddie had become a fine gunslinger and husband, and Roland wondered whether at least in the end he’d been free of the ghost that was his ever present big brother.

Thank you for the second chance…. Father.

Nay, gunslinger,” Roland whispered, “Thank yee.”