Why Eddie? He couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. A wet one. So why the fuck?”
Henry thought some more–not, Eddie was convinced because he didn’t know why, but because he had to think about how to articulate it. Then he said, “Because when Eddie’s in that fucking zone, he could talk the devil into setting himself on fire.
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The heavy revolver was in Cuthbert’s hand, hammer cocked even before he consciously registered that he was awake. If he’d been Roland, the intruder would already have a bullet hole smoking between his eyes, but as it was, he was not Roland with his freakishly good reflexes; all the better for Sheemie who was sitting on the edge of the bed, dark eyes huge and crossed as he tried to stare at the mouth of the gun pointed at his face.
“I cry your pardon, Mister Arthur Heath,” he whispered, “’twas not my intention to startle you, indeed it was notty-not.”
Cuthbert stared at him a little longer, squinting in the darkness of his room, trying to discern whether this was real or whether he had finally had snapped – as if Rhea, the old hag witch from the Cöos had managed to get him after all, and wouldn’t that have been a fine joke? Yes, it would have. A mighty fine one at that.
“Sheemie? What… did something happen?” He was struggling to scramble out of the blanket that had managed to tie itself around his legs and he would have fallen and maybe broken his neck – which also would have been hilarious, yes, yes it would have – if not for Sheemie thrusting his hands out and clasping Cuthbert’s shoulders, urging him to sit back and relax.
“No, Mister Arthur Heath. Nothing happened. ‘Tis only old Sheemie. Nothing more.”
Cuthbert sank back against the pillows and rubbed his eyes. He was debating reaching for the gas lamp and fumbling a spark into the glass, but he didn’t have the energy for it, after all. His limbs already started sinking back into sleep and he hadn’t even put his revolver away. He blinked at it with cow eyes then looked back up at Sheemie perched carefully on the corner of his bed and looking at him with a little smile on his mouth and an uncharacteristic strain around his eyes.
It was enough to distract Cuthbert from the fact that Sheemie had been addressing him with his old alias again. Since Sheemie had managed to come to Gilead a scant week before (Cuthbert’s mind was still boggling at that; at the sheer bravery and determination that must have pumped through the silly bar-boy), he’d not been able to break him off the habit.
“What are you doing here, Sheemie?”
“I know I am a bother, Mister Arthur Heath a bother and a silly boy, and for that I’m terribly sorry, that I am. Terribly, terribly sorry. It was just that…” he trailed off and looked at his knees.
Cuthbert stared at him a little longer. “Did you have a nightmare?” he asked at least, and Sheemie let out a long, slow breath. When he looked up, he smiled just like he always did – like the sun had just come up after a long night of cold storms.
“Aye,” he sighed and Cuthbert didn’t even think before he slipped to the side and lifted the corner of his blanket in invitation.
“Well then get in here.”
“Aye, Mister Arthur Heath! Mister Arthur Heath who saved my life and who is my best friend, and who I love very much.” His knees were bony and he tended to cling but Cuthbert would never have it any other way.
I shouldn’t go and look for news of The Dark Tower movie because it makes me anxious x.x I thought I would be happy with whatever they’d give me but reading ‘so and so is rumored to play the female lead of Tirana’ makes my belly clench because… there… is… no character called Tirana in the books? Like… we have Susannah that is part of his group and therefore the female lead? Like… like… Susannaaaaahhhhhhhh?
and don’t get me started on the ‘the movie starts in the middle rather than the beginning of the book series’
I’ll just not read anything and be blissfully ignorant of everything other than Idris Elba as Roland. Everything else will just come as it’ll come. fretting won’t help lol
Edit: actually I gotta say I read the books when I was a teenager and am now in the process of re-reading them. So it can be that there will be a character called Tirana in the three last books. But she can never have been something so majorly important because I would’ve at least kind of remembered.
since Stephen King likes to pepper his books with pop culture references from his day (and the days of Susannah, Eddie, and Jake, I suppose) there are often times songs referenced in them.
I very much love to go to YouTube and look them up and then scroll through the comment section to see how many people got there just because of the Dark Tower books. it’s awesome ❤
IDRIS ELBA AS THE GUNSLINGER
I’M JUST
KEHRUGAURDGNFDJGKNBFNBJHZFGNZJB
Daily sketch 1 March 2016
The Gunslinger
Idris Elba as the gunslinger. Idris Elba as fucking Roland Deschain. I’m going to cry this is the best. I so hope this will actually get made omg
Stephen King confirms stars Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey to star in The Dark Tower movie
The tower has begun to peek above the horizon.
WHAT THERE WILL BE A MOVIE WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WITH IDRIS ELBA WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
I just… I… I love this book series? it’s my favorite in the whole wide world? oh… ohh……..