goddessofcruelty:

just-shower-thoughts:

We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?

Okay but…

Peter on the side of the road near by an out of the way truck stop, jeans so tight he can barely move, v-neck nearly to his navel. And it’s obvious what he is to Chris, the type that no one would miss, and so he hops down from his rig and strolls over, pulls his cigarette out of his mouth and looks Peter over. “How much?” he says in his deep voice.

Peter smirks slowly as the trucker approaches him, salt and pepper beard, long legs encased in worn denim.  This is a man with no ties, been on the road a long time – yeah, he’s exactly what Peter’s looking for.  He stretches alluringly and then steps closer. “How about we go somewhere warm and talk about it?”