Kingsman headcanon. We all know that the tailor thing isnt true but Harry cant for the life of him sew. Probably use an entire spool of thread to repair a button. But Eggsy? He is incredible. Has been for a long time.

ooohh Kingsman ❤

I really love sewing and stitching and knitting and stuff like that so I really like the visual of Eggsy slouching on a couch like the pleb he is, a dumb talkshow on telly while he sews on Harry’s buttons.

And it should look ridiculous, but it really doesn’t. He just looks so… content; fingers deftly working at the task before flipping Harry off when he comments on what a diligent, little housewife he’s got himself.