I don’t even know how they would transport him, honestly. Maybe wrangle him into a soiled jock they find hanging on the edge of a cabinet for appearances sake. They have to mostly carry him while he’s blearily offering them fucks. By the time they maneuver him into the back of the car, he’s flat out begging for cocks. lies back on the seats and spreads his legs; shows them the matted fuzz between his cheeks where a mess of piss and pre-cum has made him sticky.
They probably almost kill themselves driving back to the station with Derek in the back sucking on his fingers and then stuffing his hole, that ridiculously soft high voice broken and rough. On the verge of sobbing because he’s not getting the cock he’s been begging for all night.
(and in the station they don’t even lift their eyebrows anymore. They probably just sigh in relief and let their hands fall to their belts, mumbling ‘finally’. So fucking ready for that greedy slut to beg for the privilege to have half the Sheriff station fuck him with whatever they can find lying around)