If I wasn’t at work, I’d be flooding you with dirty headcanons. I need angel taking advantage of Vanessa. I need someone (wade ahem) enthusiastically riding colossus and he’s so embarrassed and awkward and worried about hurting them

what are you doing at work when we could talk filth omg *claws at face*

Colossus trying to look anywhere but at Wade. Maybe even holding a big hand in front of his crotch, trying to protect Wade’s modesty by not looking at that vulnerable, pink cock. And Wade gets so off on it. 

Colossus is so huge inside him, it’s mind boggling. His cock is the smoothest metal, so quickly warmed up by Wade’s own body heat.

But also! Angel standing guard over Vanessa and watching her so she won’t run (she’s a crafty little girl, Angel can see that right away) and god she wants her hands on her so badly. She looks like she has the softest skin. She looks so fragile. Like it’d be no effort to break her. And Angel would be so very very careful not to break her toy.