sadly I can absolutely not do crack porn x.x but porn-stache Derek is something we should be thinking about. I don’t know how he manages to look good and ridiculous at the same time
Wow, that vegan commercial you reblogged had me laughing so hard. Now I just need some porn-stache Derek going around a convincing people to drink his “pure” milk. We need someone to write this crack porn!
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