Eggsy’s mom loves beauty contest but her baby is to young for the big ones, therefore Eggsy needs to go and since he is not to masculine that shouldn’t be a problem. After the first contest mom puts Eggsy in girls-cloth everyday. He is meets Merlin who helps this fine young lady. they date and making out and Merlin’s hand is suddenly on Eggsy’s cock (which is hart) (a)

(b) Eggsy clambs is legs to together. But Merlin doesn’t stop and murmels that he is a naughty girl and he knew from the beginning what a naughty girl he was and that he wants to fuck Eggsy in his purple mini-skirt on top of is desk.

so while I’m not too sure about the ‘sending her kids to beauty contest’ thing, I’m deeeef down for Eggsy putting on dresses and making out with ‘daddy’ kinda guys and then freaking out when Merlin touches his needy lil dick ❤ mmmhh. bet he shoots so quick when Merlin starts calling him a pretty lil girl