I’m trying to think about Hanzo’s face when he gets his ass dickslapped by McCree.
I also try to think about McCree being allowed to just worship that Ninja ass. Just takes hours to slowly rim him and listen to Hanzo’s low cursing.
but aaaalllssooooo McCree using Hanzo on their days off like a little toy and Hanzo being into it not only because he loves it but also because he’s such a dramatic goober he probably likes the thought of repenting for his sins by being nothing but a plaything for a commoner.
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uhm… uhm… uuuuhhhmmmm…. AU in which Hanzo became a v classy whore after he thought he killed his bro? x.x or is it even an AU and it happened between him freaking out and getting picked up by Overwatch a few years later.
Just want concubine Hanzo tbh. oh dear.