Zarya and mercy anon again what if it was a selfproclaimed- sextherapist! Au where in Mercy’s kinda gone around and made notes like “yep hanzo defiantly needs a double dicking ” but then when it actually happens she just gets so embarrassed and wet. I can also see her getting a couple of therapy dogs for her patients too (especially 76 and Lucio to practice on since they’re both big virgins who are too shy to approach anyone)

ooooh noooooooooooo (whispers: oh yeeeeeeessssssss)

dis… dis gud, Nonnie… dis guuuuuuud

Mercy the illegitimate sex therapist. She looks so cute and proper but actually she just wants to get nasty and watch her patients fall apart x.x

but since I don’t think Hanzo or Soldier76 would ever actually go to a sex therapist, I proclaim to the kink-societie’s perusal *flings special dust into bonfire*: Everything being normal canon only that Mercy slowly but surely starts getting her kink on and secretly calls herself a sex therapist but nobody else knows it :O

well except Zarya who figured it out after Mercy all but put her head between her thighs and she’s totes in on the action because Zarya is all about funnnnn