Lucio getting a fucking huge crush on Reaper when he joins the team so he asks Reaper to give him marksmanship lessons and shows up in these tiny little booty-shorts and a tight top, asking Reaper to ‘help him adjust his grip’ and using it as an excuse to get really close and make a lot of (dick)gun jokes. Jack walks in and laughs because that’s exactly what Lucio did to get HIM to fuck the little cockslut. Later Lucio and Jck tag-team Reaper to get Gabe and Jack’s cocks in him at the same time.

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Literally everyone wants to fuck Lucio’s mouth, because he’s a filthy little slut who licks his fingers at people in taunts and also because hot damn his lips. So they try, man. Everyone gets *this* close at one time or another to getting oral from Lucio, but something always seems to come up–sometimes it’s even other people interrupting because THEY want oral from Lucio. It gets so ridiculous that a bettering pool starts up–who’s going to be the first person on the team who gets to fuck (½)

that pretty cocksocker mouth? Most bets end up on McCree, because he is ridiculously good at getting people to suck his cock, and Reinhardt, because people figure that if Lucio has a first time he’ll probably be as extra about that as he is with everything else, and Zarya because if anyone is gonna pin the boy to the floor and ride his face it’ll probably be her. Weeks go by with no winner, until one day after a match Jack walks in on Lucio getting skullfucked by Reaper post-overtime (2/3)

because literally the only way anyone can get the guy alone is apparently by teleporting him to an abandoned storage shed mid battle. And thus goes the story of Lucio’s magical, beautiful cocksucker mouth won Reaper over to Overwatch’s side. [What neither Jack, Lucio, or Gabe talk about is the fact that that was also the first night someone, namely Jack, got to fuck that pretty pink butthole. The sensation of getting choked on cock by a dick pounding his ass is one Lucio can’t get enough of(3/3)”

I FEEL LIKE THESE TWO FIT TOGETHER VERY WELL MMMHH YEEESSS 

fuccckkk Lúcio in tiny booty shorts and lil top. I need to see his legs without that body armor he’s wearing. he looks like he’s as curvy as Reaper, I can’t deal with that shit this early in the morning *cries into hands*

he’s just. so…. cute… I can’t… oh god… fffff