Here lies John “Jack” Morrison, Indiana native, werewolf, soldier, died young from overwhelming embarrassment after waking up in his crushes bed the morning after a full moon. He didn’t even get to fuck him. No but Gabe is going to hold that over Jack’s head for the /rest of their LIVES/, anytime he’s even mildly annoyed with Jack he’ll pull that one out, “Hey, remember the time you /broke into my room during the full moon just so you could lick me/, and not even in a fun way?”