SO I saw the Zarya and Junkrat things, and I thought about Junkrat being a total petting whore and loving Zarya to run her hands over him while doing things around the base. But what if Junkrat takes it to a whole new level getting a little tail plug and shyly walking into Zarya’s room while she’s tinkering with her weapons. He lays down all sweet across her lap, and she’s running her hands over him and when she feels that cute little tail her brain short circuits before she pets that boy ;)

!!!!

YAS FUCKING YAAAAASSS

I’m having all these golden asks in my inbox and I’ve been stalking around them since I got them because I want to fucking REAAAADDD THEEEEM.

Zarya purring Russian endearments when Junkrat crawls onto her lap. He’s so tall and lanky but he can fold himself into a neat little donut of bony limbs and dirt. He fucking vibrates out of his skin whenever he hears her speak in her native language. 

(He already has a hair trigger reflex but one time she only needed to coo sweet little nothings right against his cock to get him to come all over his belly.)

And when she realizes his little surprise she actually stops tinkering with her gun and pushes her goggles up onto her head, oily fingers tracing the little plug sitting so snug and holding the tail in place… she hectically cleans off her hands on a rag afterwards because she doesn’t want to get the fluffy fur dirty.

She throws him over her shoulder after taking another good, long look because how can he present her with such a lovely sight and be so dirty?! She just cleaned him thoroughly the evening before. She doesn’t know whether to praise or scold him. She’ll definitely not have him dirty up that gorgeous lil tail of his.