ugh… maybe you didn’t catch it, friend, but it’s actually canon that McCree likes eating ass? Like I distinctly remember a developer of the team saying ‘McCree likes eating ass’. I think there is something in his character bio about him eating out every of his Blackwatch team members one night and how he got to be Reyes’ right hand man because of it.
or something like that
but yes. beard burn holy poop :O everybody will know if you got a ride on McCree because you’ll walk funny for two days. No ifs ands or buts about it