So because I can’t figure out how to write this but the idea is too cute-hot not to share; Genji hanging out in a park with Zenyatta and Zenyatta is idly playing around with his own wiring, so out of curiosity, Genji copies the actions and realises that the adorable dirty little sod is doing the robot equivalent of jacking off in public, only he’s getting away with it because the vast majority of humans don’t have equivalent wiring.

Zenyatta idly masturbating is a good mental picture 

a+++ headcanon 😀

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