I know I like to always write about basically every male producing pre-cum in unnaturally large amounts but when it comes down to it. Like when we REALLY get down to the matter, yes? when we just stop for a minute and consider and weigh our options…

then the wettest, messiest of them all is obvs McCree because fuck this goddamn cowboy who loves to play with his fleshy foreskin and collect his pre-cum in it and have it soak into his big, unkempt bush.

Fuck him.