fuck. yes. fuuuuck.
Hanzo looks so prissy and prim, nobody would expect he’s the one getting sat on. Not when McCree looks like he can break necks if he sat that fat ass down on someone.
McCree’s big, hairy ass gives me feels ok?????? like Gabriel can crack nuts with his but McCree’s is – yes, muscular, but also way more squishy. It jiggles in the best possible way.
And those round, hirsute thighs… clamping down around Hanzo’s ears… making him suffocate in the humid, hairy general fucking area behind Jesse’s ballsack *lies down and hyperventilates*