ok but riddle me this: what are your headcanons for each of the boys’ balls? :v

oh mannnnnn… *rubs chin* hoo nelly…. let me think….

Gabriel has these really nice, big balls. They don’t hang too low but have enough skin to play with them something nice. Pretty furry and always so very spicy. He has this delicious lil pocket just behind them that is always a little humid and so nice and warm. mmmmmhhhh ❤ 

Jack is rather similar though he’s more meticulous in washing. He doesn’t smell as good; just kinda bland.

Reinhardt has these fucking gorgeous hangers??? like uuuunnnffff… he can drag them so nicely across a face. those things make these nice slapping sounds when he gets to fuck.

Roadhog has just huge. Balls. like… like. UUUNNNFFF. He needs to sit with his legs spread because yeah he has a big belly but also he has enormous balls and they need space ok? just very meaty and so warm. so very, very warm. I imagine them nearly naked though the rest of him is v hairy.

Lúcio has these cute, tight balls. very pretty. very round and perky. just inviting for a mean little thwack with a ruler.

Junkrat I don’t even know *rubs chin* I still have kind of a hard time imagining him being sexual. I never thought of his balls… they’re probably similar to Lúcio’s but since he’s so tall and gangly they kinda look too small for his frame. Has also this very cute fuzz of blond hair.

Torbjörn I imagine has very tight and large balls. you can play with them nicely but not like with those loose sacs that Reaper or Reinhardt have. Y’can roll them nicely in your palm a little. They look v tasty between those short, sturdy thighs. With like a thick fleece of blond hair around the base of his cock.

McCree is… I dunno. He’s a mess but he makes me squirmy. He has not the biggest balls but they hang nicely and he’s enough of an asshole he’d utilize it and swing them while he’s fucking himself on fingers just because he likes to feel the air tickling around his sac. He’s always *very* spicy because he has an unkempt bush as we all know. He probably likes tugging on them/getting them tugged and enjoys rubbing them all over his partner’s face and make them suffocate on them.

Hanzo’s are similar to Lúcio’s. tight and high and round. Kinda cute. v naked because he likes to make me cry and meticulously shaves his body -.-  he’s insanely sensitive and will be snappy if you want to play with them.

In general I just want all of those balls to be slapped and played ok. I’m too much into cbt.

did I miss someone? I hope not. the cyborgs and omnics obvs don’t count because the thought would make me giggle in a not sexy way.

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