What if after a few months at the farm Genji shows up in the middle of a fuck/milking session? Hanzo like “!!!!!!!” Genji like “…..?” Jesse like “?????????????????” Embarrassed bois. And then when things start to flourish a little more, the great heir to the Shimada-gumi takes a few days off from being human. Becomes a cow with Jesse. Just- sleeps in a stall, gets milked, unable to do much of anything other than eat and milk and breed with Jesse. Of course, Storm Bow’s still in reach.

And what if when the farm starts really blooming [Zenyatta shows up and starts bringing in other animal humans, omnics, regular old humans and animals and things that don’t have a home] Hanzo just… starts checking out more and more? Until he’s basically a cow man like Jesse save for the random bursts of humanism where he comes back to himself. Though sometimes its hard to remember not to shit himself because he’s wearing pants lol.

fffffaaackkk yyyeeeesssss all for it. all. for. it.

also dat humiliation scat