there’s this one podcast “kakos industries” where the titular company accidentally creates a renegade sex toy that crosses the nation spreading peace & enlightenment through sex and i just feel like that’s one of zenyatta’s major hobbies. omnics are loved by god, everyone is equal in the divine light, it’s great to communicate about kinks with your partner, don’t feel ashamed about liking butt stuff. the way of the iris

(same anon) mondatta likes arguing v serious theological and ethical questions, and he also likes teaching people where the prostate is in humans and how it functions! encourages his followers to consensually hook up with each other. “Sex Is A Beautiful And Natural Expression Of The Soul’s Interaction With The Body” 100% sexbot, 100% genius orator, 0% shame. no one can slut-shame him because he serenely takes it as a compliment

I love the last sentence the most tbh

I don’t really have a thing for sex toys except if they’re humblers or fleshlights. I could write about those some more