I was thinking about how soft and fluffy Gabe’s hair would probably be if he let it grow, and then realized that he probably doesn’t because pretty, fluffy curls aren’t intimidating, or considered all that professional. And that’s probably something he doesn’t consciously consider (well, he probably does consider how he can make himself the scariest bastard around, the dork) so much as “it doesn’t fit my image,” but it was still a sad.