The only way that Hanzo would join OW is if he got offered the spot of being everbody’s fleshlight. Damn slut can’t get enough ♡

Hanzo in the conference room, hashing out the details of his contract.

“I demand access to all cocks and pussies.”

Jack, staring down at the contract, about to write, hesitates, looks up at him like ‘…what didchu say’ 

And Hanzo narrows his eyes and crosses his arms.

“You heard me. Cocks or I’m out of here.”