Okay but what if… Hanzo actually /did/ piss himself. Like the moment it happens hes just frozen with this shocked o-face, his cheeks flush and tears well up in his eyes as this puddle forms between his legs. McCree is mid sentence when he notices and is all “oh and what do we have here” as Hanzo just cant stop making a mess of himself. McCree fucking rubs hanzos face in it like an untrained puppy and Hanzo is on cloud nine the whole time jesse is mocking him for being such a shameless slut