Imagine Pharah and/or Zarya seeing this cute slutty Hanzo at the gym wearing obscenely tight shorts and a loose crop top just flirting it up with everyone, a HUGE contrast from regular uptight frowny Hanzo and they take like half a look at this sweaty little cutie and take the opportunity to pound his sweet hole until he’s begging. (I just can’t get over that he’s a 5’8″ puppy and Pharah and Zarya are 5’11” and 6’5″ beefcake baby wonderwomen that could probably bench press him with no trouble)