*quietly pushes the idea that Lucio goes looking for Doomfist after any concert because holy fuck that was hella good dick and he kind of loves being surprised*

Lúcio wants to hire Akande and Akande is like I don’t think you understand the situation you are in…

but actually the situation he is in is that Lúcio gets Akande’s number and the privilege to booty call him when he needs that big fat dick. his powers are too great.