but can you SEE craigs (top_dad) fat dick hanging loosely in those sweatpants tho?? ? ? imagine how sweaty his balls would be after a good run. he probably springs a chub every time hitting the gym

HOLY SHIT YES

gets really into his own bod when he’s working out; likes to smell his sweat; probably tucks his nose into his armpit in the locker room and jerks off real quick and dirty while inhaling the scent.

runs around freeballing it like a champ. can just see his big dick and balls swinging.

the best part is he’s STILL A GOOD FUCKING BRO OMG