people often joke about overly competitive guys getting into pissing contests with each other. Well… If Brian was to whip out his fat, uncut dick out after a few beers and bet me that he can piss more than me, maybe I’d be “competitive” too

ooohh shit… Brian with this fat, squat dick that you have to push his belly out of the way to get at but it’s so satisfying when you do. 

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