Pls be my friend that one breastfeeding post got me so good like omg like goddamn robert and i can totally see mary just cooing and running her fingers through his hair to maybe actually groom it for once like she did with her kids o hgod im in too deep send help im drOWNING

Mary is such a sarcastic bitch but when she gets to breastfeed her boys she becomes super motherly and sweet. Except for when they wanna try and start shit with her ofc :’ )

When Robert is good and down in his milkcoma he’ll usually try and crawl into her lap which she has to put an end to because he’s a grown ass man and will squash her. Also he can’t properly reach her tits like that. Gets him super whiney and needy tho when he doesn’t get what he wants. A hand on his cock or a finger in his ass will shut him up real quick tho. he’s always a slut