I imagine brian would have the biggest gape of them all. at the weekly bbq he just gets on all fours in the mud and lets anyone use his hole. Half the time he doesn’t even feel someone enter, he just feels cum inside him suddenly and assumes someones used his ass. The only time he really feels a fuck is when the other dads double up and slide two cocks inside him at a time.

HOLY SHIT YES

FUCK

THIS IS SUCH A HOT THOUGHT????!!!

Brian kneeling in the mud like a pig; somewhere to the side so he isn’t in the way of the other grown-ups mingling on his otherwise impeccable lawn. Fucked every now and then when someone is in the mood like “oh can you get me another hot dog? Just gonna step out and dick Brian some..” 

Brian probably like casually talking to someone, doesn’t even realize he’s getting fucked at first because he’s so loose and soft…

fuuuck….