Who do you think would make a good pairing with winston? I feel like Soldier would love him (Y’know that wild gorilla stink would drive him crazy, plus being held in those thick arms would just make him melt)

I have actually never really thought about it, because while I have grown to love Winston (I play him pretty often these days and he’s suuuuper cute), I can’t see him in sexual intercourse with anybody because I’m not really into Gorillas and that would make it hard for me to write : / 

what I think about again and again, though, is what a poor guy he is… he’s one of the only one of his kind; he knows he’s a genetically engineered animal. How the fuck is he supposed to find love/a mate? is he even still into other gorillas? or did they teach him to be into humans? there’s no female gorilla with his intelligence. it would probably be horrible for him to try and get with a normal gorilla… but also with a woman, he and she would never hear the end of it; it would be a constant downer on their relationship…

poor sweet boy