My time to shine!! Lol omg Cyber I’ve been sitting on this naughty idea of Link with the Lizalfos mask getting confused for one of them and the males all mounting him and laying eggs in him!! Link has to waddle across Hyrule to find a good place to lay them:D

*drags hands down face* ffffffaaaackkkk

all those long sticky tongues zipping out and tasting his sweat while he gets bred up by one of the bigger blue Lizalfos. Stronger monsters have first dibs of course.

later he’s riding on horseback and creaming his britches because the eggs are pressing against his prostate something fierce.

(he lays them in a hot spring near the fire lands, pats them all a few times, then goes back on his travels)